Mrs. Robinson Asks...

Dear Rev. Jack,

My boss is always trying to make me feel stupid by telling me that I don't understand things etc. He will tell me to do something and then when I do it the way he told me he tells me I did it wrong. I was on vacation for a week and when I came back I found out that they were hiring someone else to do most of my job description. I want to send a letter to the board of directors but not sure of what I need to say. My question is:

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?