Ask Reverend Jack: Mr. Importantness has a drinking problem...

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

That problem, of course, is keeping his drink in his glass.

Mr. King said...: My that hat makes me look fat. Well, the camera does add a hundred pounds.; December 13, 2005 11:41 PM
Ubermilf said...: I think you cut quite the dashing figure, Mr. D.; December 15, 2005 10:43 AM
Mr. King said...: I for one am shocked at how you let demon-alcohol corrupt your behavior. And if by 'camera' you mean liquor and if by 'hundred pounds' you mean reprehensible behavior I unfortunately agree.

FDC; December 15, 2005 1:34 PM
Dr. Sardonic said...: When Jethro is chiding Mr. Dryesdale, I just know I missed a good party! Dangnabbit, sure do wish I could have made it, even if Milfie-May Clampett wasn't there to do her whole dunking-for-boobies-in-the-concrete-pond thing.; December 15, 2005 3:43 PM
Mr. King said...: I do cut a dashing figure don't I?
I just want to mention that every one of those spots on my shirt is the result of another party goer careming off of my drinkin' elbow.
BTW- Who typed your message FDC? You've composed two (almost) complete sentences... and there are real "words" in them. Kudos on the effort!; December 16, 2005 6:28 AM
Mr. King said...: Who are you trying to fool Sonny? If we would've painted your face red and given you at top hat you would have been the 6'4 tall "Drinking Bird".

Now Sonny "I'll make ma mark".

xxx

P.S. Please Dr., more about this "boobie-dunking" thing?

FDC; December 16, 2005 12:23 PM