Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Whither Ceiling Fan?


Dear Reverend Jack,

I think my ceiling fan is ugly. My husband doesn't care; he doesn't love it, but it doesn't bother him, either.

Should I replace it, or is that wasteful?

6 Comments:

Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Unless your current fan is constructed of harp seal hides and panda cartillage, don't worry about wasting ceiling fans.

If you have the green light, I say run, don't walk, to your nearest ceiling fan-rie and buy, sweet child.

Yes, go forth and buy like the wind!. Buy the mightiest ceiling fan that the world has ever seen! Display unto the world the glory that is your new ceiling fan!

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 30, 2005 8:48 AM  
Blogger sysm said...

If your letter writer is spending that much time contemplating the ceiling fan, then I think a bit of marital counseling would help.

The Sysmistress' favorite joke:

What's the difference between a wife, a mistress and a whore?

The whore says, "Faster, faster."
The mistress says, "Harder, harder."
The wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

November 30, 2005 9:17 PM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

As a former ceiling fan sales representative for a certain "Depot" back in the summer of the year of the "US festival", I can tell you that, until you remedy you fan issues, your soul will wander the earth well past your demise. Feel that? it's the winds of change (an old ceiling fan sales pitch). Change your fans for the better and you'll change your life for the better (another)... and the difference between a whore, a mistress and a wife is only one of them cares about ceiling fans.

November 30, 2005 9:53 PM  
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