Whither 'Manscaping'

Dearest Reverend,

A dear, dear friend of mine recently initiated a conversation about personal grooming habits. I was slightly worried about comments about my breath. But his intentions were far, far different.

He spoke of the practice of manscaping. Though I love this man like a brother, I have no desire to see, let alone picture, his denuded nut sack. I was able to extricate myself from the conversation with grace and aplomb.

But it did get me thinking.

At the next pants-optional social gathering (whist, perhaps), will my pube-fro be deemed unfashionable? Should I straighten my little curly friends with an iron? Have highlights added? Are there current styles I shoud adhere to? Sideburns? A tasteful Van Dyke?

I anxiously await your advice.

Yours,

"Short back and sides"