Whither Salami Violence?
Dear Reverend Jack,
My brother is an idiot. I fantasize about striking him about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken, or perhaps an oversized salami.
Is this normal?
posted by Rev. Jack at 7:51 AM
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Dear Reverend Jack,
My brother is an idiot. I fantasize about striking him about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken, or perhaps an oversized salami.
Is this normal?
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4 Comments:
I recommend a rolled-up newspaper.
It makes a lot of noise and gets the point across with out too much damage.
xoxo Rev. Jack
By following the example of Mátyás Rákosi, you can use Salami tactics to rid your family of this scourge.
Another method would be to spin quickly with a wet, filthy mop, and "accidentally" hit him in the face.
I really don't want to deal with my brother's salami.
I think I'll stick to my current method of singing Neil Diamond's "Song Song Blue" over and over in my head while he talks.
I think this entry has brought out the wurst in us all.
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