Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Whither Salami Violence?

Dear Reverend Jack,

My brother is an idiot. I fantasize about striking him about the head and shoulders with a rubber chicken, or perhaps an oversized salami.

Is this normal?


Blogger Rev. Jack said...

I recommend a rolled-up newspaper.

It makes a lot of noise and gets the point across with out too much damage.

xoxo Rev. Jack

December 21, 2005 8:04 AM  
Anonymous b.a. said...

By following the example of Mátyás Rákosi, you can use Salami tactics to rid your family of this scourge.

Another method would be to spin quickly with a wet, filthy mop, and "accidentally" hit him in the face.

December 21, 2005 11:02 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

I really don't want to deal with my brother's salami.

I think I'll stick to my current method of singing Neil Diamond's "Song Song Blue" over and over in my head while he talks.

December 21, 2005 5:59 PM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

I think this entry has brought out the wurst in us all.

December 29, 2005 7:02 AM  

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