Friday, October 27, 2006

Whither Heaven or Hell!

Dear Rev. Jack,
If I "accidentally" left the door open and my dog ran away and got hit by a truck, will I still get into heaven?


Blogger Rev. Jack said...


You have given your dog the greatest gift of all...the gift of freedom. If your dog is stupid and gets itself run over...well...God's will be done.

I felt like 'leaving my door open' myself this morning when my dog crapped on the floor by the front door and I stepped in it. Again.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 27, 2006 2:34 PM  
Blogger Baron von Excellent said...

I believe it was Janus, the roman god of doorways who said, "When one door closes another opens, and ultimately leads to the flatening of your best friend by an anonymous Comcast service van."

October 31, 2006 7:14 AM  

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