Monday, October 23, 2006

Whither Temptation?

Dear Reverend Jack,

I am married to a wonderful man, yet I had an erotic dream about Alton Brown the other night.

I also want to know what's under Dr. Sardonic's lab coat.

What's wrong with me and how do I fix it?


Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Alton Brown is a fine man.

My advice is to do nothing and be glad that he lives in Atlanta and not whatever town you live in.

Oh and Dr. Sardonic looks like this under his lab coat.

Hope this helps.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 23, 2006 10:19 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Hmmm... one has a cod, and the other a codpiece... what woman could resist either?

October 23, 2006 4:48 PM  
Blogger UberDILF said...

Hey sweetie, someone else likes Alton Brown!

October 23, 2006 6:43 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Would ya look at that? Hmmmm.

October 24, 2006 6:49 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

It's true.

I'm a big fan.

October 24, 2006 7:22 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Alton Brown seems to be the new-millenium-style Sexy Man. Ian Anderson is definitely last-millenium. But the Rev. is eternal.

October 24, 2006 11:36 AM  
Blogger Sysm said...

"Good Eats"? Yes.

"Feasting on Asphalt"? He looked like a dick. He works much better in a scripted environment.

Like erotic dreams.

My dreams continue to be haunted by Morley Safer. What a woman.

October 25, 2006 6:27 AM  

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