Whither Temptation?
Dear Reverend Jack,
I am married to a wonderful man, yet I had an erotic dream about Alton Brown the other night.
I also want to know what's under Dr. Sardonic's lab coat.
What's wrong with me and how do I fix it?
posted by Rev. Jack at 9:27 AM
7 Comments:
Alton Brown is a fine man.
My advice is to do nothing and be glad that he lives in Atlanta and not whatever town you live in.
Oh and Dr. Sardonic looks like this under his lab coat.
Hope this helps.
xoxo Rev. Jack
Hmmm... one has a cod, and the other a codpiece... what woman could resist either?
Hey sweetie, someone else likes Alton Brown!
Would ya look at that? Hmmmm.
It's true.
I'm a big fan.
Alton Brown seems to be the new-millenium-style Sexy Man. Ian Anderson is definitely last-millenium. But the Rev. is eternal.
"Good Eats"? Yes.
"Feasting on Asphalt"? He looked like a dick. He works much better in a scripted environment.
Like erotic dreams.
My dreams continue to be haunted by Morley Safer. What a woman.
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