Ask Reverend Jack: Whither Nail Polish?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Dear Rev. Jack,

Why does my nail polish chip so easily? Should I avoid manicures, stock up on nail polish or stop doing household chores?

Rev. Jack said...: Your nail polish chips because of your unfortunate tendancy to perform household manual chores.

Under no circumstances should you stop applying nail polish! Well manicured hands on an attractive lady of refinement (such as yourself) is the veritable cherry on top of the hot fudge sundae.

You owe to your gentleman admirers to continue the application of nail polish (and while you are at it, wear those fishnets again) and hire a staff of servants to perform all of those unsavory tasks that put so much wear and tear on those nails of your.

xoxo Rev. Jack; October 12, 2006 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...: fascinating.

My nail polish chips due to all my gaddam masturabating.

I suppose I could make my "staff" perform instead.; October 12, 2006 4:15 PM
Rev. Jack said...: It's always better to have those do for you than to do yourself.

xoxo Rev. Jack; October 13, 2006 7:43 AM
Ubermilf said...: staff, eh?; October 15, 2006 5:57 PM
Mr. King said...: Nail polish is for ludites! Today's "lady" uses a nice red sharpie.; October 16, 2006 12:20 PM
Unknown said...: I used to have beautiful manicured nails not too long ago... but then I broke them all off in my boyfriends asshole.; October 19, 2006 7:06 AM
Anonymous said...: ha!!!!; October 20, 2006 12:29 PM