Sporting Season is Coming!
Oh yes friends! It's almost time once again for the League of Gentleman Sportsmen to have their annual convention to determine the seasons events.
LGS Assemble!!!
posted by Rev. Jack at 12:52 PM
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Oh yes friends! It's almost time once again for the League of Gentleman Sportsmen to have their annual convention to determine the seasons events.
LGS Assemble!!!
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12 Comments:
What are you talking about? You're making this whole thing up.
Aren't you?
I vote for badminton and croquet.
Nope. the league has been in existance for some time, founded by myself and Mr. Importantness. Dr. Sardonic is a member as well and FDC sometimes buttles at the clubhouse for spare change.
We enjoy such activities that any gentleman of leisure and refinement would like. I had a garden event some years ago that I will probably try again this year.
We have a ladies auxilliary, if you are interested. There is a dress code.
xoxo Rev. Jack
Can I bring cupcakes?
Damn straight.
xoxo Rev. Jack
Truly tis'
optimum cum dignitate!
Hear, hear!
Milfie, you need to bake two kinds:
One for eating and a more hearty version for indoor cricket matches & throwing at passers by.
xoxo Rev. Jack
p.s. Where is that poltroon, Sardonic? Why hasn't he chimed in on this?!
Sorry, dear Reverend, I was in the basement sharpening my fly hooks (a.k.a. giving you an opportunity to call me a poltroon).
I have every confidence that Milfiepups will ace the Feats of Baking trial with flying (food) colors. Her profile photo documents mastery of the traditional LGS/LA method of serving baked goods, so I move she be granted a waiver and pre-certification for that section of the LGS/LA Initiate Trial.
All hail the Ladies' Auxilliary!
All hail the LGS!
Well... okay... but she still has to make the damn cupcakes.
Ok with me but there is no way that she is getting out of the 'Gauntlet of Spankings'.
xoxo Rev. jack
I see that my previous comment was deceivingly ambiguous, so let me set the record straight: I proposed that Her Milfesty be waived from the Feats of Serving section of the Initiate Trials. There's no question of a waiver of the Feats of Baking section; she's already offered to bring her prized cupcakes, and the League is not so foolhardy as to pass on that opportunity.
And there was never any question of her getting out of the Gauntlet of Spankings. Let's not break the poor girl's heart! In fact (and I was going to raise this at the next Shrouded Lodge gathering), in this particular case we may want to consider restricting the number of times an initiate can request a Gauntlet Re-Run.
I'm against gaunlet limits. Particularly with regard to the Ladies Auxillary. I however propose a minimum to be determined by... but I'm getting ahead of myself. This is lodge business. When's the next secret meeting?
Whatever you decide gentlemen, just make sure I'm not bussing tables when she flashes her cupcakes.
FDC
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