Who Shall Be The Meatball Queen?
Dear Reverend Jack,
My family members and I want to hold a spaghetti sauce and meatballs challenge to see who is, in fact, the Meatball Queen.
The problem is finding an impartial judge.
I need someone of the highest moral fiber to judge, since my sisters are diabolical and underhanded and would likely try to fix the competition.
Are you willing to take on this responsibility?
posted by Rev. Jack at 8:12 AM
4 Comments:
I hereby accept this responsibility.
I shall endeavor too be impartial and render fair judgment, no matter how much money, pornography or booze you and your siblings may throw my way.
This heavy burdon, I shall bear.
xoxo Rev. Jack
I like meatballs!
I'm a terrible judge, but if you need an old-skool taster to make sure nothing's poisoned before the judging starts...
count me in
Hmm...then many people will know my entire family is insane.
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