Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Who Shall Be The Meatball Queen?


Dear Reverend Jack,

My family members and I want to hold a spaghetti sauce and meatballs challenge to see who is, in fact, the Meatball Queen.

The problem is finding an impartial judge.

I need someone of the highest moral fiber to judge, since my sisters are diabolical and underhanded and would likely try to fix the competition.

Are you willing to take on this responsibility?

4 Comments:

Blogger Rev. Jack said...

I hereby accept this responsibility.

I shall endeavor too be impartial and render fair judgment, no matter how much money, pornography or booze you and your siblings may throw my way.

This heavy burdon, I shall bear.

xoxo Rev. Jack

January 04, 2006 8:22 AM  
Anonymous b.a. said...

I like meatballs!

I'm a terrible judge, but if you need an old-skool taster to make sure nothing's poisoned before the judging starts...

January 04, 2006 9:43 AM  
Blogger gbowles said...

count me in

January 04, 2006 10:21 AM  
Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Hmm...then many people will know my entire family is insane.

January 04, 2006 2:53 PM  

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