Monday, October 10, 2005

Whither Potty Talk?

So, I have this blog. On my blog, I have a button which magically allows visitors to send me an instant message.

A few days ago, I received an IM from someone who identified herself as a 12-year-old girl.

I have posted naughty words, like the F word and referring to my sister-in-law as Cuntzilla, which didn't concern me before but now that I know kids are reading I'm tempted to censor myself.

What should I do?


Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Censor yourself? Hoo HOO! That is something I must see.

October 10, 2005 8:42 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

12 year old girl, my ass.

Fat Drunken Cupid and Dr. Sardonic frequently log on as 12 year old girls.

Besides, any body savvy enough to get their own AIM account and the like has probably already seen all dirty talk and naughty pictures that the internet has to offer.

Let 'er rip!

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 10, 2005 9:13 AM  
Blogger Calzone said...

Ask her out on a date??

October 10, 2005 1:32 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Calzone, are you harrassing the good Reverend now? I wish you would just catch the venereal disease you so richly deserve and die a slow, agonizing death.

October 10, 2005 5:42 PM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Ooo, I love it when ladies fight for me!

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 11, 2005 7:23 AM  
Blogger sysm said...

Good Reverend,

Calzone is no lady, he is a fucking dragon. And from the sheer amount of venal hatred in her post, I'd say for the time being, Her Milfestry is no lady either.

Decorum, people!

October 11, 2005 9:52 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Did someone ask for your opinion, SYSM? Is this blog called "Ask SYSM?"

No, it's not. So shut it.

October 11, 2005 1:57 PM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

You it hurts Rev. Jack in the inside, when you fight...

...but it excites him on the outside!

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 11, 2005 4:41 PM  
Anonymous harpy queen said...

goody, is it my turn yet to ask if the 12 year old girl was hot?

October 20, 2005 3:39 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Yay! Harpy Queen!

Welcome back!!!

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 20, 2005 8:19 AM  
Anonymous harpy queen said...

thanks, luv!
good to be home. And now, to live out a long miserable life of marriage... but the honeymoon was great! We thought of you non-stop while in Paris; even while doing it.

October 20, 2005 9:28 AM  
Anonymous b.a. said...

Especially while doing it.

October 20, 2005 2:06 PM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Boy, do I heart you guys!

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 20, 2005 2:22 PM  

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