Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Whither Superiority?

Dear Reverend Jack,

Now that I'm the Oktoberfest Yodeling Queen, I've found that my previous acquaintances are... Lacking.

I'm so much more wonderful than them now.

How do I leave them in my dust without them writing a tell-all book about me?

Thanks for the advice. Oh, and this will be my last correspondence. You're one of the little people now.


Blogger sysm said...

My dearest Ubie,

Mister Reverend Jack, Mister Mister Importantness and Mister Doctor Sardonic are habitueés of the nearby Schnitzel Platz. In fact, we celebrated an important milestone for the good Reverend there. It could have been a birthday, an ex-communication, or even a bris. I can't recall.

Being that "Schnitzel Platz" is more fun to say than "Chicago Brauhaus", that is, unless you are referring to a "House of Bras" -- then we're all over that.

So. I think we'll need another outing, and an additional panel of judges.

Any takers?

October 25, 2005 9:35 PM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

I'm waaayy in, sir. I'm ready to turn 40 again.

In response to the lovely, golden throated Ubermilf, I say this:

First of all, congratulations. I didn't think that my esteem for you could be greater. Nothing gets the Good Rev hotter than a girl with a good throat.

Second; use horrible, vile blackmail. Nothing keeps the common folk down like taking embarrassing snapshots of them in compromising positions or ill-fitting swimsuits and threatening to peddle them in every schoolyard in town.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 25, 2005 9:48 PM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

I'm a taker... This sort of sausage fest is right up my alley! Unnngh!

October 26, 2005 9:14 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

I sneer in derision at your Schnitzel.

Your Schnitzel pales in comparison to my Brauhaus, you silly, puny man.

I accept your "challenge," such that it is.

I am indeed lovely and golden-throated. And you shall choke on your spaetzel when you hear my dulcet tones. Bah.

October 26, 2005 10:08 AM  
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If you're ever in the Canaries, order the mixed meat platter.

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