Rev. Jack's Party Lessons
Dearest Reverend,
I am just normal midwestern girl and never thought this would happen to me. I have a birthday coming up in a few weeks. In the past I have enjoyed throwing together outings and whathaveyous in order to force people to be with me to celebrate (wig party, smut and eggs, tapas feista, burnett breakfast - ok, that last one was just a happy coincidence one year).
So, I have no ideas for this year; my thoughts have been elsewhere until recently. But I have even had people asking what is up because they look forward to the birthday outings. oy! Such a pickle. What to do? And please don't suggest cockfighting. If I go to another cockfight this year, I'll just die.
signed, Flumoxed wth bamboozlement
ps. when is the HillBilly Tapas? 10th?
posted by Rev. Jack at 6:53 AM
6 Comments:
Btw,
It was quite a challenge and an HR risk to google spanking picures here at work.
It's the risk I go through for my beloved flock.
oxox Rev. Jack
I have you idea, m'dear:
'The First Annual Queen-Of-The-Harpies All-Nude 24-Hour Spanking Party!'
Has a nice ring, don't it?
xoxo Rev. Jack
That's way better than my idea for the First Anual Queen-Of-The-Harpies All-Immigrant Methadrine Manufacturing and Distribution Party and Day Care Center.
Spanking what?
FDC
Party! PARTAY! WOOOOOOOOOO PARTY HEARTY PARTY! Whew, Im spent.
Spanking Party? I thought a birthday should be different than all other days. Oh very well. But I don't want spankings like that there picture - ouch! my back! my beautiful back!
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