Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Rev. Jack's Health Tips


Dear Rev. Jack,

Other than being a little tired, I don't feel sick. However, my glands are so swollen they feel like two pickled eggs swimming around under my skin and they are sore to the touch.

My jaw hurts, too.

Do you have any advice for how to keep this from turning into a full-blown illness?

Thanks a bunch,
Squirmy Germy

3 Comments:

Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Well, first I'd have to check the 'glands' to test the degree of swollen-ness.

Most likely I would prescribe the patented 'Mr. Importantness Migrane Remedy' that is practically guaranteed to cure most maladies related to head, neck and jaw discomfort.

Let the healing begin.

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 15, 2005 7:28 AM  
Anonymous b.a. said...

Just a squirt will do!

November 15, 2005 10:15 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Stop by my clinic. I've just the thing for you!

November 15, 2005 2:20 PM  

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