Event of the Season!
Be there or be ridiculed without mercy!
posted by Rev. Jack at 11:27 AM
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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16 Comments:
Sadly, I'll be in the lab in Brooklyn that day. But be sure to stick some squirrel dip in the freezer for me!
Who's the guest of honor
(he said knowingly)?
Me?
(he wondered knowingly)
Dr. Sardonic's a sad loser! I shall mock him until his hair falls out!
Oh.
Well, I will mock him until SOMETHING falls off!
Oh.
I guess it's just as well he doesn't show up, then.
Perhaps I need to construct the 'Golden Possum' award for the grandest offering.
What should the judgement criteria be;
Taste?
Artistic expression?
Constructive use of bacon?
xoxo Rev. Jack
Perhaps I need to construct the 'Golden Possum' award for the grandest offering.
What should the judgement criteria be;
Taste?
Artistic expression?
Constructive use of bacon?
xoxo Rev. Jack
More importantly, what's the prize? Because I'm aiming to win. Win, I tell you!
Not sure yet.
Either it will be a solid gold possum statue 6 ft high
or
some random piece of crap that I throw together at the last minute.
However, the honor of being the Grand Champeen of All Time will have no price (or value)
xoxo Rev. Jack
I think grand prize should be a big kiss from FDC. Thogh that could effect the number of entries. What a bad idea I've offered.
crud! No sardonic?! Oh yeah, this was the weekend we were toying with a Brooklyn junket to perform a laboratory audit.
(yeah, all kinds of directions to go with that one...)
Speaking as a person who has been kissed more times by the FDC (except for maybe me), you should know better than to offer that idea.
The horror...
xoxo Rev. Jack
He's trying to scare me out of entering the contest.
Afraid of a little competition, monacle-boy? I thought so.
all due respect, if there is a man in this group at all, it is the one with the monocle. Despite the GastroBand™ tucking.
Oh the fun we'll have. Careful though, that bacon is load-bearing.
In light of the current asian restaurant/club trend, my "hillbilly" offering shall be allowing all of you to eat cheez-whiz and potted meat off my naked body.
Beat that!
FDC
Oddly enough, my friends in SF told me that Spam is quite the Hawaiian sushi delicacy.
Are you sure "Spam" isn't a misspelling?
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