Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Event of the Season!



Be there or be ridiculed without mercy!

16 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

Sadly, I'll be in the lab in Brooklyn that day. But be sure to stick some squirrel dip in the freezer for me!

November 16, 2005 3:21 PM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Who's the guest of honor
(he said knowingly)?
Me?
(he wondered knowingly)

November 16, 2005 10:24 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Dr. Sardonic's a sad loser! I shall mock him until his hair falls out!

Oh.

Well, I will mock him until SOMETHING falls off!

Oh.

I guess it's just as well he doesn't show up, then.

November 17, 2005 7:02 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Perhaps I need to construct the 'Golden Possum' award for the grandest offering.

What should the judgement criteria be;

Taste?
Artistic expression?
Constructive use of bacon?

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 17, 2005 8:26 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Perhaps I need to construct the 'Golden Possum' award for the grandest offering.

What should the judgement criteria be;

Taste?
Artistic expression?
Constructive use of bacon?

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 17, 2005 8:26 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

More importantly, what's the prize? Because I'm aiming to win. Win, I tell you!

November 17, 2005 9:18 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Not sure yet.

Either it will be a solid gold possum statue 6 ft high

or

some random piece of crap that I throw together at the last minute.

However, the honor of being the Grand Champeen of All Time will have no price (or value)

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 17, 2005 10:09 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

I think grand prize should be a big kiss from FDC. Thogh that could effect the number of entries. What a bad idea I've offered.

November 17, 2005 1:22 PM  
Anonymous harpy queen said...

crud! No sardonic?! Oh yeah, this was the weekend we were toying with a Brooklyn junket to perform a laboratory audit.

(yeah, all kinds of directions to go with that one...)

November 17, 2005 1:43 PM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Speaking as a person who has been kissed more times by the FDC (except for maybe me), you should know better than to offer that idea.

The horror...

xoxo Rev. Jack

November 17, 2005 2:03 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

He's trying to scare me out of entering the contest.

Afraid of a little competition, monacle-boy? I thought so.

November 17, 2005 2:28 PM  
Anonymous harpy queen said...

all due respect, if there is a man in this group at all, it is the one with the monocle. Despite the GastroBand™ tucking.

November 17, 2005 3:52 PM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Oh the fun we'll have. Careful though, that bacon is load-bearing.

November 21, 2005 5:16 AM  
Blogger Fat Drunken Cupid said...

In light of the current asian restaurant/club trend, my "hillbilly" offering shall be allowing all of you to eat cheez-whiz and potted meat off my naked body.

Beat that!

FDC

November 21, 2005 11:32 AM  
Blogger UberDILF said...

Oddly enough, my friends in SF told me that Spam is quite the Hawaiian sushi delicacy.

November 21, 2005 11:39 AM  
Blogger Fat Drunken Cupid said...

Are you sure "Spam" isn't a misspelling?

November 21, 2005 12:05 PM  

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