Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Whither Honky Chow?

Dear Reverend,

I am attending a "Hillbilly Tapas" gathering in the near future.

I'm flummoxed. What do these sort of people eat (other than their young)?

Should you prepare foods that are semi-solid, owing to their lack of teeth?

Can you pick while not grinning? Or the other way around?

And, finally, is "Nascar" a noun? Or a compliment on a wound that is healing nicely?


Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Ah yes...Soon the 3rd annual hillbilly fete will soon commence. The date is yet to be announced.

Hillbilly food...soul food for white folks. I would suggest anything with bacon fat, common garden rodents and catfish caught from the Des Plaines river.

It's impossible to pick and not grin. Try it. It can't be done.

Nascar is a word that describes a horrible affliction, that with time, care and a generous pledge from folks like you, there can be a cure.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 25, 2005 9:37 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

Did you know Lynrd Skynrd made a Christmas album? Thought you'd like to know.

October 26, 2005 5:46 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

I'm putting more planning into my entry this year. My failed attempt at the gingerbread out-house filled with steaming chocolate fondue still eat's at me. Oh why must I fly so close to the sun?

October 26, 2005 9:25 AM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

It's sad to say, but I've been thinking of it from time to time since last year.

I'm a sick woman.

October 26, 2005 10:04 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Sick? Hardly, m'dear. Give in to your white trash urges and let them pour forth once a year!

I expect best efforts this year, from you two especially and sysm.

Now what am I to do...hmmm

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 26, 2005 10:28 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Possum turine in a Skoal & caper berry emulsion!

October 27, 2005 6:42 AM  

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