Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Fevered Brain?

Dear Rev. Jack,

What is this dread that grips my fevered brain?


Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Thats easy.

It's the feeling of forbidding doom that one gets when a Spanktone show (Friday November 18, Edison Park Inn, 6715 N. Olmsted, Chicago) looms on the horizon.

One wonders...

What sort of antics will the Fat Drunken Cupid have in store for us at this event? One shudders to think of it.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 25, 2005 9:29 PM  
Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

I hope it doesn't involve his sex organs. Or his teeth. Or both.

October 26, 2005 5:46 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

Sadly, demon rum has wittled FDC away to nothing but sex organs & teeth. The up-side is that because of rum's cleansing power, they both shine like diamonds!

October 26, 2005 9:19 AM  
Blogger Rev. Jack said...

Shiny indeed, with the exception of that gap between them whos a blackness is such that it draws all light and energy into it...never to be seen again.

Beware of its power.

xoxo Rev. Jack

October 26, 2005 10:24 AM  
Blogger Sonny Dryesdale said...

True that! It's especially perilous to house keys and Manhattan cocktails

October 26, 2005 11:01 AM  
Blogger Dr. Sardonic said...

That would explain the disappearance of one of my prize lab monkeys, last seen near FDC's lips (propriety dictates that I decline to specifiy the monkey part in question).

October 26, 2005 12:46 PM  
Blogger Fat Drunken Cupid said...

In Sonny's 'fashion'; response in order:

1. In the intent of a quality "ROCK SHOW", no cocaine, and no name change. That's BJ@ST'S

2. Ubermilf; despite of your insane "crush" on me I must remind you, selflessly; that you have a responsibility to your family and must not fixate on these immoral fantasies you may have regarding my genitailia.

3. God, don't you people just chew your food?

4. Rev.: I love ya but you've been Tivo'ing too many "Star Trek" reruns.

5. Dr. & Sonny: You've got me on this one. Who thought Manhattans, house keys, lab monkeys, teeth and sex organs doesn't a party make? I dunno.

Maybe you should ask Ubermillf.

Or ask SYSM though; he threw one.

October 27, 2005 7:20 AM  
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