Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Incumbo Ad Laurus!!

Forward To Victory!!

Behold the founders and the glorious LGS seal (designed by none other than Mr. Importantness).

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Sporting Season is Coming!

Oh yes friends! It's almost time once again for the League of Gentleman Sportsmen to have their annual convention to determine the seasons events.

LGS Assemble!!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Time to Kick some Virtual Ass...

Dear Rev. Jack,

There is an asshole on blogger (okay, more than one). This particular
asshole (no one we know personally) is abusive. He harassed one woman to
the point she stopped blogging altogether, and now he feels he "won."

Now, this guy loves attention, so I don't want to give him any by going to
his blog and calling him an asshole. However, I also don't like the fact he
feels his tactics are successful and should therefore be repeated.

I don't know that there is an answer to this, except perhaps that I must
accept the fact that mean people exist, at times succeed, and I can't do
anything about that.

How do you deal with assholes, Rev. Jack?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Who Shall Be The Meatball Queen?

Dear Reverend Jack,

My family members and I want to hold a spaghetti sauce and meatballs challenge to see who is, in fact, the Meatball Queen.

The problem is finding an impartial judge.

I need someone of the highest moral fiber to judge, since my sisters are diabolical and underhanded and would likely try to fix the competition.

Are you willing to take on this responsibility?