Friday, October 27, 2006

Once More Into the Breeches!

I love Sysm for many, many reasons. One big one is that he introduced me to these guys and got me into seeing them once again. Bless him forever.

Whither Heaven or Hell!

Dear Rev. Jack,
If I "accidentally" left the door open and my dog ran away and got hit by a truck, will I still get into heaven?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Whither Shock Treatments?

Dear Rev. Jack

Is it wrong to be angry at costume manufacturers? What about stores that make me pick up my bags from a carousel and put them in my cart, and/or self-checkout machines? I hate them so much!

I am also filled with rage when I see someone wearing an "Ask Me About My Grand-Dog" t-shirt. Dressing up dogs and/or taking them to sit on Santas lap also enrage me.

Are my reactions normal, or should I consider shock treatments?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Whither Sir Paul / Heather Mills?

Dear Reverend,

Does Heather Mills have a leg to stand when it comes to her divorce of Paul McCartney?

Sincerely, Jon the Baptist

Monday, October 23, 2006

Whither Temptation?

Dear Reverend Jack,

I am married to a wonderful man, yet I had an erotic dream about Alton Brown the other night.

I also want to know what's under Dr. Sardonic's lab coat.

What's wrong with me and how do I fix it?

The Baron von Excellent!

Meet the distiguished Baron and enjoy the heady virtual aromas of spent cordite and K├Âlnisch Wasser here.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Freakin' Cool

Okay, I know.

There are 53 zillion 'cool' t-shirts sites out there but this one pleases me to no end.

I'm not sure which one(s) I want, the Real Genius shirt or the Big Lebowski.

So many good ones.

Thanks to the esteemed Baron von Excellent for finding this.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Ladies Answer To the Dirty Sanchez!

It's about time! Come on ladies, let's see whatcha got! Visit Pegasus Surprise.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Have You Seen My New Album?

Take THAT Satan!

Whither Weirdness?

Dear Rev. Jack,

People I love and respect enjoy many things I do not.

For instance, the movie "Annie Hall" irritates me to no end. I don't like rosemary in my food. "Sex in the City" reminded me of the many self-involved women I have no interest in meeting. "Sir" Paul McCartney has produced nothing of merit since leaving the Beatles ("Silly Love Songs?" "The Girl is Mine" with Michael Jackson?)

Am I just an uneducated rube, or do I have reason to dislike these things?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Whither Nail Polish?

Dear Rev. Jack,

Why does my nail polish chip so easily? Should I avoid manicures, stock up on nail polish or stop doing household chores?

I'm Still On My Upper Crust Jag...

Please enjoy this ultra-pixelated version of "Rabble Rouser"

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

A Few Reasons Why Last Friday Was Spectacular...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

That Was A Mistake

In retrospect the Ham Delight wasn't so "Great" after all. Ooo-fah.